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February 25th, 2007
03:29 pm - THIS IS ME.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I swear, this comic was MADE about ME. PERSONALLY. Like, they've been in my HOUSE every day WATCHING me.
Probably.
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January 17th, 2007
07:25 pm - Surprise parties and other SHENANIGANS.
So. You may have heard (or you may not have heard) that it's Malachiah's Birthday Tomorrow. This is very exciting and an event of great import, so Ham'eris, bless his wee socks, is rushed off his feet getting stuff DONE and ORGANISED.
In the spirit of secrecy, organisation and preparation for a party of garGANtuan proportions, I'm doing my bit by seeing if I can rest my feet on the top of my computer's third monitor without falling backwards off my chair.
Tests, so far, have proved inconclusive. Maybe I should put some clothes on or something.
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January 10th, 2007
11:34 pm - Emayle!
OI.
Just thought I'd let you know - you can HEE MAYLE me at ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT for LAUGHS and SHIT, should you so desire! You know, making this whole LOIVEJOURNAL thing a bit moar interactive, you know what I'm saying eh eh know what I mean I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF YOU THOUGH. You're all GIRLS. Except Talulah, who's name I've probably butchered BUT I'M RETARDED SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE.
I'm also DRUNK and have my COCK OUT.
SO EMAIL ME.
Oh, email address. Nearly forgot. chibi.globular HAT gmail DAWT com. C'mon, of you think you're hard enough. I AM.
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December 23rd, 2006
11:51 am - Nostalgia.
Been playin' on Canis Canem Edit on the Pee Ess II a bit recently.
God, it reminds me of my old school so hardcore. Like, it brings tears to my eyes.
TEARS, I tell you! Ferret's testicles, I hated school.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/blackbox/sad.gif) Reliving Horrors.
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November 30th, 2006
02:36 am - ALT-Xmas!
So yeah, thanks, guys! I had a great night, and it were proper luvvly, liek, meetin' y'all in person. T'was great. I really like it when I can interact with you guys out there, because, well, you know. Makes me feel part of your world as well as mine. And that's a really nice feeling. Flattering, like. Ace.
Love to y'all, you pile of reprehensible GOFFS. :D
Love! LOVE, SAY I
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November 27th, 2006
01:15 pm - ZOMG
I hear I will be at ALT-Xmas tonight.
Excellent.
I look forward to meeting y'all, and such. Also, I have a collossal hangover and I can't find my socks.
SOOOCCCKKKSSS.
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November 23rd, 2006
12:30 pm - Re: Alcohols
About that last post: I hadn't just wee'd myself - according to Sheal, I'd done it earlier. Nothing to worry about! I have hazy memories of challenging some people wearing offensively bright clothes to an Honourable Duel, falling over a lot, and Tristan und Isolde. Someone's been messing with my CD collection, and it may have been me. Hmmm.
What else. Oh! yes. Oomph! are the best thing since my magnificent penis, and I suggest you all go steal their musics off the internets.
Speaking of my magnificent penis, it's bigger than yours and I may have it pierced (again). It's not like there's a problem finding room on it.
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November 9th, 2006
09:38 pm - Hurk.
I'm so pised i can't stand upp.
i think i just weed myself
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September 2nd, 2006
06:33 pm - Advice for Paris.
Dear Paris Hilton,
So, so horrendously sorry to hear that no-one gives two tugs of a dead dog's cock about your new album/whatever. It must be v. upsetting for you.
Never fear, however! I have some advice for you on how to sell your music, what with me being a musician and all, and knowing this sort of thing. No, wait - put your pussy away. That don't come into it (unless my super-genius plan FAILS which it won't because I am awesome, Lizzie says so).
Become an emo kid.
If you are puzzled, I have drawn you a helpful guide on how you should dress:
( I borrowed a photo of you, hope you don't mind. )
See? Not too hard for a ..thing like you, eh? But look, see, 'cause emo kids are right popular at the moment, aren't they? So if you just disguise yourself cunningly as one and write songs about how life's just this one big black abyss and it's so dark and it's suffocating you, tightening its grip - tighter than Nicole Ritchie's jeans (which don't look great on either of you, by the way, 'cause you're both fucking skeletons.)
And then you'll have, like, totally hawt emo BOYS harking to your songs 'bout getting dumped on. And they'll be all, FAP FAP FAP.
Lots of love insert non-love-related substance here,
~Bronzeye
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September 1st, 2006
12:18 pm - 'Splosions!
As you should know by now, I like things what go "boom."
Lupie's little sis has a kit of things that do this most excellent fantasticness.
SO IS IT ANY SURPRISE THAT I NICKED BITS AND RIGGED THE LOO SEAT WITH THEM?
NO.
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August 28th, 2006
10:24 pm - Lulz.
SO I HERD THER WUZ THIS NEW BOY.
There is, too. He's this BIG GOFF boy and that's lol. I drood a pictur of him. LOOK:
( LOLGOFFS. )
I swear I don't even fancy him a tiny bit.
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August 25th, 2006
02:20 pm - In OTHER news...
... I have the mother of all headaches. I BLAME THE GOVERNMENT.
Or I would, if the Government herself wasn't actually in my house and wasn't behind me right now watching me type this.
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02:00 pm - Another thing NEVER TO DO.
So I hear I've been sorely missed. (This is probably untrue.) Thus, for those wondering where the hell I've been, I offer the following advice:
Do not, under any circumstances, when your mate says he's just learnt how to mainuplate and breed brand new strains of virulent bacteria immediately consume his sealed sample jars proclaiming, "I am the Queen of France."
Yes, I have spent the last fuck-knows-how-long (ask him) in quarantine, intermittantly leaking bright blue stuff. I am never so much as touching Myrr ever again. And I advise you don't either.
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July 13th, 2006
11:19 am - A little evaluation.
Myspace...versus Livejournal.
Sure, they've got murders, suicides and emo-kids, but you just can't beat the good old LJ-drama, can you? Like that one about the woman who shat everywhere in the flat and stuff. Remember that one? I've got the link somewhere if you're after it.
Still not convinced?
Well, if you visit a random LJ user's page, what's the likelihood that they're one of those floppy haired, lip-ringed clones, eh? EH?
I never found emo boys attractive, you know? I like 'em with a bit more bite, really. Anyone else agree?
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July 1st, 2006
02:25 pm - Jesus! And probably... someone else, too!
Where did those last few... whenevers... go, I hear you cry!
Where indeed.
Well. It's kinda like I've done a Leeroy Jenkins; failing to heed any advice and run in screaming.
Except without the gribblies and the swords.
Mal finally got us all together and we started doin' that BAND thing, with me having no idea about what we're playing and merrily bashing a couple of drums every so often to see if it works. I got yelled at a few times (Jeez, I was only grafting the cymbals to my head...) but I think I did rather well, overall.
And bugger me, it worked. We work. We're doin' that BAND thing, and it's sounding... well, cool. Like a BAND.
So here's to when we get a few gigs in the city. I can't wait! Free drinks and SEX! C'mawn! I know you're rooting for us!
Aren't you? I AM.
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June 21st, 2006
06:41 pm - Yawwwn.
The Calling was fun yesterday. I've never been before. Shame we left so early - I had MOAR DANCINGS to do.
My legs ache.
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June 17th, 2006
11:07 am - ...Right.
So I was like "What" and he was like "Yeah" and I was like "WHAT" and he was like "There" and I was like "Who?" and he was like "Them" and I was like "NO WAI!!!11"
Clean-up operation was hell.
Yes. Malachiah brought home boys last night and they slept on MY SOFA.
MY FUCKING SOFA. There was spunk crusted on my FUCKING CUSHIONS.
Christ spunking MARY. SPUNK ON MY CUSHIONS.
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June 14th, 2006
03:27 pm - STILL tired wtf.
I slept all yesterday. I'm still knackered today. Bummocks.
Oooh! A little bird told me that it's ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) muura's birthday todaaaaaay! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU.
Ooh, how exciting. I'm all of a doo-dah now.
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June 12th, 2006
10:50 am - Vvvnn.
Urghh. I think I ate too much last night. Full moon, see, and I got rather carried away.
Fuck. I feel like a water balloon. I'm going back to bed until I can move my limbs properly.
Tired, aching, bloated, but fuck it was a good night. Ohhhhhhyeah.
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June 10th, 2006
10:51 am - Oh, and...
I just realised that my LJ icon is horribly JPEG-raped. NEW ONE. NOW.
::Edit::
Thank you, THANK YOU muura!! Aren't you a sweetie? I'll draw you something in return. Name your price and I'll give it a go. I am, you may want to note, a total genius at ARTS, so nothing's too big a demand...
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